Minders - Multi-Purpose Barriers
These yellow dwarf plastic policeman silhouettes are both cute and
useful. Linked arm in arm and toe to toe they have quite a few
applications beyond the “Caution wet floor” message that they relate
both in printed form and in symbolic representation. Retired cops buy
these for use around the edge of their gardens for use as a delightful
“kitzchey” fence. Certain bars in certain more posh and open minded
neighborhoods buy them as ironic celebrations of their chosen lifestyle.
Occupy protestors often deply them as a frontline of defense in their
latest protest after spray painting them with slogans and peace signs
while yelling, “respect your dwarf plastic cop brothers” as the are
overwhelmed by the tior police.
These units are sold in pairs and are suitable for indoor and outdoor
use. When using outdoors we recommend you purchase the weighted
baseplates lest a gust of wind propel these two plastic cop buddies
aloft and invent another category for this catalog.
This product description disclaimer
What is the purpose of minders multipurpose barriers?
When the need arises for drawing attention to a particular work area
for safety or other purposes, it is recommended that some sort of
barriers be used to indicate that people must not go beyond a particular
point. This product comes as a pair of ‘vertically challenged’
policemen that link hand-in-hand and toe-in-toe to make a formidable –
albeit comic – barrier that people are sure to notice. The product,
available as a pair, provides a measure of warning to those thinking of
trespassing; with their clear posturing and a visible text message
printed on them, they are useful signs to indicate a cordoned-off area.
Where can minders multipurpose barriers be used?
In a word, anywhere! These minders can be used for any kind of
demarcation, and provide a humorous option to staid safety barriers.
They can be used to protect prize roses, for example; or, they can be
used to indicate wet floors or areas being cleaned by janitorial staff;
they can even be used as ‘proxy’ protesters at a gathering – sending a
clear verbal and physical message of solidarity with their
riot-policemen-like stance. In fact, they can be useful nearly anywhere
there is a need for an ‘extra pair of hands’, as it were. They can be
angled and used as standalone barriers, or they can be used along with
baseplates and run in a straight line.
Who might use this product?
Anyone who wishes to form a creatively humorous barrier that sends a
clear message will find this pair of dwarf cops to be an extremely
useful product. Those with green thumbs can use them to protect valuable
plants; protesters can use them to add power to their message; workers
can use them to indicate unsafe areas; real-life policemen can use them
to indicate restricted zones; in fact, anyone who needs a bit of levity
along with functionality will find these minders multipurpose barriers
an amusing variant to the boring warning signs that everyone else uses.
Minders Multipurpose Barriers: product specifications - warranties, materials, legislation
This product comes as a pair and is made of strong 26mm yellow
plastic, which makes them durable as well as highly visible – two of the
key requirements of barriers. The individual pieces are 1030mm high and
780mm wide, which gives them adequate stability when linked as
standalone barriers. The Workplace Depot offers a standard one-year
warranty on all parts and labor. Our minders multipurpose barriers fully
comply with all local council and government regulative manufacturing
requirements to ensure the safety of your customers and staff. This
product is made in Britain.
1 comment:
this was th best job i ever had 23 dollars and 65 cents and hour to write in my underwear and laugh my ass off and scare the cats
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